So last night I had the craziest dream I have ever had, from what I can remember it went like so;
First off I was helping my beautiful girlfriend Gail (see below) choose what she was going to wear for her work’s fancy dress day.
She decided to go as Michael Jackson and I was helping her decide which version of Michael Jackson to go as she was stuck between Thriller and Bad however, I felt she should go as the ‘What About Us’ Wacko Jacko and wear black legging and a loose fitting man’s white shirt. Oh by the way this all took place in a pub that she worked in that was really rough (she doesn’t work in a pub in real life). As she turned back to the bar she said “Who’s Leggings?” instead of “Who’s Next?” and everyone laughed and she glared at (again something she would do in real life.)
So I sat in the corner feeling really sorry for myself then suddenly I knew the pub was haunted and an arm came around the my shoulder and a leg wrapped around my waist and was pulling me down! Gail and others in the pub helped me up and wrapped around my back was an arm and a leg that were attached together the people in the bar pulled it off me and I hacked it in half with a hatchet!
I woke up at this point to Gail spooning me and then we both turned over and we fell back to sleep. So back in my dream I Gail and I were walking back to home and next door to our house was a film studio and a college. Outside of the pub was Keith Chegwin, Olivia Wilde and Egon Spengler (not Harold Ramis but the character).
I walked up to to Keith Chegwin and asked what they were filming and her said that they were filming an extreme stunts show, he then jumped on a BMX and then did a grind along a steel rope and a few flips and landed next to the college. I then woke up in my dream and I was in the back of a car explaining to Ian (Gail’s mam’s Partner) in the front seat about my dream but as I was telling him the left side of my face drooped and my left closed shut and I turned to Gail and she was sobbing telling me that was having a stroke. Then I felt pins and needles in my left arm and I woke up for real. I was spooning Gail and I had my hand in an awkward position above my head so I rolled over again and fell back to sleep.
At this point Gail and I were home which we shared with Gail’s mam and Dad (in real life we don’t and neither do they) in a very dark house with a deep blue hue and we were in bed, we had just woken up when Gail’s dad (I have never met him) walked in and started giving us eggs. Gail said that he had senile dementia and I just had to humour him, suddenly there was a loud banging on the door. It was Tom Hanks (obviously) and Gail said that I had to stop her dad from answering the door or he would run away. Gail’s dad ran out the room to answer the door and leaped up to follow him but I was naked, Gail then threw a pair of socks and some underwear at me or so I thought, I scrambled to put them on but it turned out to be two pairs of Spongebob Knickers and one of Gail’s socks.
I then woke up and told Gail the whole dream so I could remember it. Weird huh, beat that! That will teach me to eat pizza and drink white then red wine!
I think Morpheus was messing about with me last night!
